Do you think she fails to realise how horrible those eyebrows are? What’s all that about?’ ‘I fear she thinks they make her look alluring and sexy.
‘ ‘Only to a someone who thinks a couple of nematodes above their eyes is a good look!’ She had a point, they did look like two etiolated flatworms who had died of exhaustion.
‘Yes, I guess she has poor eyesight, or no mirrors,’ I suggested.
‘No bloody taste,’ Emm barked, uncharacteristically uncharitable.

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